Hiya yeah not much going on apart from Aisleyne ‘ASH-UH-LEANNNNNN!’ Horgan-Wallace of Big Brother and Celebrity Coach Trip fame has this week posted the next level in selfies. Presenting to you: the naked-and-in-the-shower selfie.
Like: selfies aren’t even selfies anymore, are they? If you get Aisleyne a good enough printer and she gets a couple of Jon Ronson columns filed every month, she could put together a pretty decent Playboy competitor just featuring pictures of her own butt. Essentially, you are not taking a selfie anymore unless it is of sufficient quality to feature in a glossy semi-pornographic magazine. That is Aisleyne’s fault. Dog, boobs and food: the Instagram trifecta
To be fair to Aisleyne, she is looking — and there’s no PC, 2014-appropriate, Tumblr-friendly way of saying this — extremely fit in the photo. As the caption explains, she’s showing off the results of months of hard work in the gym, saying: “#progress I wouldn't have dreamed of taking this photo months ago.... #dedication #fitness #gym #strength still not where I want to be but 100% better than what I was! DO IT LADIES.” Yes, ladies! Post naked pictures on the Internet! This cannot be a bad idea in any way at all! ASH-UH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
We think Instagram user ‘hounsex’ said it best, commenting: “I’D SMASH THE F**K OUT OF YOU.” So, you know. There’s always that option, Aisleyne. It’s comments like that that really make all those gains worth it, isn’t it? Thank you, ‘hounsex’. Truly
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